Catrimony.

God bless my amazing boss, Cindy, for sending me the following story about the first gay cat wedding!!!  It hits all the bases of things I am into!  If only it was taking place in Parkdale.

"Next Thursday night at Ollie's Place, a no-kill cat shelter in NYC, Bruno and Solomon will join in holy catrimony, making them the first known married gay feline couple."

"They were both brought into the shelter from the streets of Coney Island at about the same time and they immediately bonded. Bruno, the grey cat with a big rack, is shy and a little demure. Solomon, the Creamiscle cat, is more of an alpha male (aka the top) and protects Bruno from the big scary world out there."

Thanks for the great journalism, DListed!