|The feral Baryshnikov of Brockton|
|Uh oh! Baryshnikov of Brockton ran into the Michael Jackson of Brockton!||Look at those twinkle-toes!|
|DAMN! Looks like Jackson won the dance-off with Baryshnikov by default! Bary ain't even gonna step to MJ! Forfeit! Blowing the lid off the dance world one cat battle at a time.|
Maybe dat kitty ain't da best dancer, but he definitely wins the award for most lithe beauty.