My Portugese mom says I shouldn't smoke nip and sit on planks of wood on top of old air conditioners - but do I listen to my old lady?! HELL NO! I smoke so much nip even my claws are blunt! And I represent this cinder block because I am the streets.
I show no mercy. I give mad cattitude to the perps that pass my palace.
Everyday I need an ounce and a half! The only cat you know with a bounce and a half!
Ay yo, I smoke like a chiminey!
(Aww, we all know he's a little home-baby mama's boy with that face. He'd never take drugs or fight, he just wants to impress the teenage girl cats in his area code. I also think he might be a she, in which case this is the long-awaited cat-action sequel to Set it Off starring Queen Latifah)
I love gangster kitties, especially on the mean streets of Parkdale. So good to be back home in Parkdale after a long stretch in Kitchener-Waterloo. Thanks to Steph for holding down the cat blogging fort while I was away.