Dusty the Klepto Kitty.

"Well, obviously we have a Klepto Kitty in Lincoln Park.

He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatchin yo items up, tryin to steal em, so ya'll need to hide yo bra, hide yo sponge, and hide yo gloves cuz they stealin errthing out here!!"

Thanks Samm and Leslie for sharing this with me.