The first cat I ever owned was Puss, after Puss in Boots. He looked like this royal cat, captured (on film, not physically) in Brockton.
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I look like a dust cloud with a handsome regal face painted by Klimt. |
We had Puss when I was four, and I didn't think anything of his name. Whenever I say it now I feel uncomfortable, due to it's similarity to two uncouth words in the English language. Can you guess what those two words are?
YES! those are the words! EWWW!!!
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ReplyDeleteAlso "Klimt" is close to "c---"!!!
ReplyDeleteahhhhh i know! why didn't he change his name to be less nasty?!?!
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