Went into my favorite cat convenience store, Tang's Market, this weekend. It's a family run store, and there was a nice little lass there playing around. Their cat, whose name I by default consider to be Tang, was full of love and following me around the store as I collected my Diet Coke, weaving between my legs and mushing me any chance she got.
Then the little girl dropped an info-bomb on me - 1) Tang is a boy! 2) Tang's name is Mikey!!!!
Wearing a pink collar? Flippin that gender script one kit at a time - I love it!!! Why did this Asian fam give kitty the whitest name ever? But I kind of like it. This cat is so brooding, so serious, so dignified. Mikey is truly an un-dignified name. But he doesn't pay no mind.
A day in the life of Mikey.
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| "It's no walk in the park running a business... such is life..." |
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| "This top shelf is getting pretty sparse, but as you can see I always keep the most important shelves (below) fully stocked. But is my work appreciated by my family and the community at large? Of course not!" |
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| "God, look at the price on that raisin bran... Marx must be rolling in his grave... Capitalism meow...." |