Are you down in the dumps over this dreary weather? Or are you under the weather and it's getting you down in the dreary dumps? What better antidote to dreary weather-based maladies than a little black friend on your duvet watching you try to sleep? With a little white chest patch and the face that honesty built, this guy - appropriately name "Blacky" by Caroline's parents - is sure to cure what ails ya.
I work with my family in a variety store in Parkdale called Tang's. I sit on top of this freezer filled with frozen sausage patties and pizzas all day. My family loves watching Asian Soap Operas on the TV they installed in the store. They are so engrossed in these sensational dramas that they can barely acknowledge their customers as they serve them. Is it any wonder that they don't have time to give me affection?
They do give me good food though, and whenever the Cat Lady of Parkdale comes in to withdraw money from my ATM we have a heavy-petting session on top of this freezer. I am a black beauty. I look pretty depressed in these pictures, but it was just a bad day. Usually I'm pretty happy, I think.