Cat Wings

When cyber bullies, pre-menstrual syndrome and a killer hangover get the Cat Lady of Parkdale down in the dumps, she tries to think up various new cat word combinations to google image search to give her some much needed comfort.  This morning, still mangled from the stupid amount of vodka i consumed last night due to party nerves, I thought of CAT WINGS, and was overwhelmingly happy-fied by the amazing results this new search yielded.

My mom used to read Emmy and I the Cat Wings books by fellow space-lez Ursula K LeGuin when we were little!  They were the best!

When I finally moved out of my folks house I took this book and propped it up on my make-up stand to celebrate my new-found independence.  It is adorable.  

But the best part of my search was that I discovered that cat wings really do exist!!!!!!

WHAAAAT?!?!  Who's an angel-cat?  

Kitties "began sprouting bumps on their backs, which later turned into wing-like growths, during a recent spell of hot weather in China's Sichuan province."

"One cat owner, known only as Feng, claims her cat Tom's wings are a result of stress after he was 'harassed' by females looking to mate.

'At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings,' she told Huashang News. 'Many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow.'" 

Poor Tom!!!  It's hard out there for a pimp.  Now he can just fly far far away when the overly aggressive girl cats stress him out by demanding commitment too early in the relationship!

I guess too many girl cats were tryina mack on this angel kitten too, and who could blame them?  Cat wings pictured with a human who is almost as adorable.  

You are animal not so deep inside.

Dear Cats!  I had a gloomy week last week and tried to chump myself up by thinking of these great cats and how they deal with PMS and other first world problems.  If these little kittlez can live on the street and be so thin and ageing, and still be sooo into helping me with my blog and providing me with love, well I guess I can get through my anxiety over flat hair and not end it all.

This one actually ran towards me when he saw us coming.  He just knew it was going to be awesome.

 
And it was!!!

This looks so much like he's exclaiming, and his tail is the exclamation point.

Very talkative!  As you may know, all-white cats are usually blind.  As you can see in this shot this kitty had a lot of beige designs, and had 20/20 fer shurr. 

Sometimes you just gotta sit down to really get a good petting angle.  Might as well just get right into it.  I'm sure the person whose lawn this was didn't mind us having a love-in there.  This street is called "Earnbridge", and it certainly "earned" it's title by being sooooo full of cats!  It was frankly a dream street. 

Already overcome by this ones greatness, I looked over and saw....  (stay tuned).